After making Lucker the Necrophagus in 1986, Belgian filmmaker Johan Vandewoestijne approached Emmauel Kervyn with a directing opportunity. Kervyn was a martial arts expert who had been developing a project called Talion to star Jean-Claude Van Damme. Unfortunately, the project fell apart when producer André Coppens, head of VDS Films, ran out of money. However, Keryn had a horror movie script called The Long Night that was ready to start shooting. The movie was shot in Kortrijk and Ingelmunster Castle in 1987, with an all-French cast speaking English for commercial appeal. While Stardust Pictures mainly produced the film, Troma contributed to the budget in exchange for international distribution rights. Unfortunately, when Troma released it, several more graphic scenes were cut without the director’s knowledge. While released in Belgium in 1988 as Les Mémés Cannibales, the film hit the US in 1989 as Rabid Grannies.
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Synopsis
In a remote Belgian castle, the Remington family celebrates the birthdays of Aunts Elizabeth (Danielle Daven) and Victoria (Anne-Marie Fox). Most everyone in the family is a terrible person just looking to inherit their aunts’ wealth when they die. During the party, one of the servants, Alice (Patricia Davia), sees a strange woman by the gate (Cindy Rimoe). She gives Alice a box and says it’s a gift for the aunts courtesy of their absent nephew Christopher. During the party, Elizabeth and Victoria open the box, which releases a strange mist that turns them into horrific demons. The two then rip and tear the family apart as the rest struggle to escape the aunts’ wrath. The survivors hide in other parts of the castle, but it won’t be long before the aunties come for them. Which family members will survive, and who will fall victim to the demonic aunties?
Review
Despite the title, there are no grannies, nor does anyone become rabid. Though, I guess Rabid Grannies is a more memorable title and fits the original, which translates to The Cannibal Grannies. Questionable title aside, this is a decent, if forgettable, monster/splatter film reminiscent of Peter Jackson’s early work. There are some decent effects in creature design and gore for a relatively low budget. The scene where the aunts first transform is particularly memorable for how gross and slimy it is. There are also some entertaining death scenes, including a greedy fat man getting his ass bitten. The movie even dares to kill a child character, something rarely seen in horror movies even today. There’s much to enjoy for gorehounds and fans of cheesy 80s horror films. Unfortunately, for all the decent stuff in this movie, there’s just as much wrong here.
The film’s biggest problem is that there aren’t any likable characters you can root for. Aside from maybe the kids, everyone is terrible, selfish, and, in some cases, sexist and homophobic. The action takes a long time to pick up, with the first 30 minutes devoted to family drama. Granted, if the intent were to emulate what it’s like to attend a family gathering, I’d say they nailed it. Still, it’ll be a while before any family gets picked off, even when things pick up in the second act. It doesn’t help that, as inventive as some of the death scenes are, many are cut to where they’re incomprehensible. The movie is padded at slightly over 90 minutes, but there’s enough dark humor and creativity to keep it fresh. Overall, Rabid Grannies will be either fun or godawful, depending on your taste, but either is valid.
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